BEEF+
The Menendez Food Corporation's exciting new subscription service
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Off-brand Sam Elliot: Howdy, I'm off-brand Sam Elliot and I'm here on behalf of the good folks at Menendez Food Corporation. We're excited to launch a new subscription-based model called BEEF+.
With BEEF+, you'll get 30 delicious hamburger patties shipped directly to your door each month.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. All the cattle we use in our BEEF+ line will be humanely raised in our state-of-the-art Bovine Enhancement Facilities.
At these facilities, the cows will get strapped into virtual reality headsets and placed on multi-directional treadmills. So even though these cows will be jammed inside our facilities, never never seeing the light of day, they'll believe they spent their entire lives in greener pastures.
Now, what's more humane than that?
Go to MenendezFoodCorporation.com and sign up for BEEF+.
Tell them off brand Sam Elliot sent you.
BEEF+: You'll taste the difference.
Note: I came up with what I thought was an original and preposterous idea of putting VR headsets on cows, but it turns out this may already be the case for a farm in Russia.