The Last Interview

Hiring Manager:
Ah, good day, sir. Please, sit down.
So you've made it through the varying stages of our interview process. And today will be your last, as it were. But you needn't worry. Today will merely be a formality. That is, if you can field my one query. It's quite simple. Please describe in great detail, one of your weaknesses.
[under his breath] mmm, yes. yes, quite weak, quite weak, yes.
Yes, indeed. Well, I do appreciate you being most forthright in what makes you a weakling.
[uncontrolled] I must have you!
[regaining composure] Yes, yes, yes, yes, you are, you are hired, sir. Yes, you are hired. Now then, the door's behind you, sir. Go down the hall and speak to those little ladies from the HR department and fill out their, their, their forms, yes. Thenceforth, you will be my employee. Ta-ta.
[after the door closes, under his breath] One more weakling brought into the fold.